The internet has grown into an amazing, catfishing, shopping and porn-hopping world.
Since the birth of the web, hundreds of ways to hide every terrible and disgusting thing you are even remotely curious about have been invented.
The thing is that apparently only three percent of the Internet knows how to activate anything even remotely close to an Incognito window.
That being said, if you aren’t one of the three percent, then your mom only knows how long it took for you to learn to lock a door when using the Internet to masturbate.
This idiotic mistake has affected marriages and murder cases alike. Fortunately, where some people have ruined their own lives, the police have been able to back track and use these search histories to arrest criminals.
Everyone knows in this day and age the government might as well be watching you 24/7, and if they’re not, it is so painfully obvious that search histories exist that everyone should be using Incognito, not that it really changes much.
This is why libraries exist, so when you have weird things you need to know about, you can look them up in silence with a very limited paper trail. While no one is promoting ill deeds, everyone is promoting how to do research without being stupid.
No one leaves their hardcore black leather balloon porn on their search history for their wife to find, but apparently, everyone leaves their violent murderous tendencies laying around openly.
In one example of massive amounts of stupidity coming back to seriously bite someone, a Georgia man has recently been arrested for the murder of his own son.
After leaving his son in the hot car for seven hours, the heartbreaking story of one father’s mistake quickly spread across the country thanks to the likes of the parasitic Nancy Grace.
Yet, while rapidly accusing another parent of murder, the police began to find more and more evidence supporting the idea that this was more than just an accident.
What solidified the suspicions was nothing more than one idiot going onto Reddit and actively participating in the subreddits r/childfree and r/watchpeopldie; two communities that are exactly as they sound. In addition, a Google search on how long it takes for a kid to fry in a hot car doesn’t grant the accused anymore leniency.
Of course, not everything you search for can be hidden unless you are willing to go full on paranoid and hop off the grid.
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